well reading week is now upon us...well some of us anyway...and here i am stuck in
guelph, working on a paper about atlantic salmon...damn you fish...damn youz ta hell
....its turning out to be a lot more work than i first anticipated...that sucks, and so
instead of working like a hardcore animal for the rest of the day i'm gonna go to my
aunt and uncle's place in guelph for dinner....that makes most of the rest of the day a
write off....i guess i could stay up late when i get back and work on it, but that just
doesn't seem right when the deadline is more than a day away...oh well we'll see what
happens....i'm out, peace
posted by Mike at 2:13 PM

well heres my master plan for the day: do all the studying that i need before 8:00 cause
after that its tv time all night, survivor, crank yankers, canucks vs. avalanche, am i hot?,
fear factor, and probably some other junk that i can't stop myself from watching....on a
related note did anyonewatch the celebrity mole: hawaii?...i was suprised that freddie
was the mole...and yet again very dissapointed with their junk-ass "clues", fuck them,
who are these hardcore freaks that actually link that shit together...boourns....hmmmm
what else is new....does anyone know any info on the distribution and marketing of atlantic
salmon?....if so would you like to write me a 10 page research essay on it?....please?...
i guess thats i'll i've got stored up in my head...i'll be back with a survivor commentary soon
....peace
posted by Mike at 4:15 PM

well i wrote my midterm for my food production and the environment class this morning,
thats always a fun way to start the day....and it was so cold when i left the exam that i
decided to cancel the rest of my days classes due to adverse weather....so now i can
focus 100% of my study powers on fridays upcomming ecology test...booyeah for
ecology!....well thats all thats goin on for now....peace
posted by Mike at 3:12 PM

has this ever happened to you?


posted by Mike at 9:31 PM

thanks to da homies at Sui Generis:
1. Your name spelled backwards. egaSeL kcirtaP leahciM
2. Where were your parents born. the original T-Dot....Tweed ontario
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? in da club by 50 cent....
great song
4. What's your favorite restaurant? i'll give you a clue....they rule the night.
5. Last time you swam in a pool? last summer.
6. Have you ever been in a school play? every year in elementary school
7. How many kids do you want? as many as i can get my hands on....i hear they're real
cheep these days
8. Type of music you dislike most? gangsta rap...such a negative message for todays youth
9. Are you registered to vote? oh yess
10. Do you have cable? rockinest cable in guelph
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? nope....i saw one once
12. Ever prank call anybody? nooooo.....
13. Ever get a parking ticket? definitly no
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? i'd like to say yes....but i'd probably baby out
15. Furthest place you ever traveled. the florida keys
16. Do you have a garden? i have a dirt pile....does that count?
17. What's your favorite comic strip? get fuzzy
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? of course
19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? shower at night...but only cause i'm too lazy in the
morning
20. Best movie you've seen in the past month? the bourne identity...man that movie rocks so
hard...and matt damon, what a hottie
21. Favorite pizza topping? bacon strips...thank you steve for showing me the light
22. Chips or popcorn? big ol' bag of chips
23. What color lipstick do you usually wear? either ruby red or light pink
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? not since the cost went up
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? i won second place in a beauty pagent last time
i played monopoly
26. Orange Juice or apple? gimme the apple
27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine? i think ian
and i went to subway...i'm on the jared diet
28. Favorite type chocolate bar? wonderbar
29.????
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato- i guess sometime in the summer....my folks
grow tomatos
31. Have you ever won a trophy? ya a couple of 'em
32. Are you a good cook? i own the kitchen
33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? doesn't everybody?.....i guess thats why they
have full serve "full it up plus!"
34. Ever order an article from an infomercial? no but when i win the lotery its gonna be an
infomercial shopping spree.....i want one that will cut up my veggies and clean out those tough
to get stains
35. Sprite or 7-up? make 7 up yours....actually sprite, but sprite isn't funny
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? yes...and sing...booooourns
37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? a can of pepsi
38. Ever throw up in public? oh yes....but i don't remember....i heard about it though
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? mo' money mo' problems....but no
money big problems....thats why i buy lotto tickets
40. Do you believe in love at first sight? yes
41. Ever call a 1-900 number? not to the best of my recolection
42. Can ex's be friends? yes
43. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? my grandfather
44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? nope bald and beutiful
45. What message is on your answering machine? "who you trying to get crazy with essay,
don't you know i'm loco"
46. What's your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character? when christopher walken
hosted, the cowbell guy...."gotta gimme more cowbell baby"...."i put my pants on just like
you, one leg at a time, but when my pants are on i make gold records"...."when i'm through
with you you'll be wearing gold plated diapers".....and when he was the census taker on the
same episode
47. What was the name of your first pet? ebony
48. What is in your purse? my gat, couple packs of gum and a plan for to end world hunger
49. Favorite thing to do before bedtime? start the cd player and hit the lights
50. What is one thing you are grateful for today? scamming my chem TA into taking my lab
that was a couple weeks late
peace i'm out
posted by Mike at 9:25 PM

You Know You're A Hockey Fan If...
1.Your idea of serving breakfast is giving each of your kids a fork and dropping an
Eggo in the middle of the table.
2. You punish your kids with "minors," "majors," and "misconducts."
3. When you come to a traffic signal and the light turns green, you stop.
4. When you come to a traffic signal and the light turns red, you get really excited
and start cheering.
5. You consider the Forum in Montreal a place of worship.
6. You keep a picture of the Stanley Cup in your wallet in front of the picture of your
family.
7. Instead of duct tape, you use hockey tape to fix everything.
8. You know the difference between "The Garden," "The Gahden," and "The Gardens."
9. You call a trip to the Hockey Hall of Fame a "pilgrimage."
10. You think the Canadian National Anthem is the theme from "Hockey Night in Canada."
11. You send Gordie Howe a birthday card, yet you can't even remember your own family
members' birthdays.
12. All your kids are either named Gordie, Bobby or Wayne.
13. You went to see "West Side Story" because you thought it was about a game between
Colorado and San Jose.
14. You went into a bank because it advertised "Free Checking"....and walked out disappointed.
15. When someone refers to "The Classics," you think they're talking about the Original Six.
16. Your cure for everything is a couple extra-strength aspirin and a shot of Novocain.
17. You can pronounce anything in French, yet you have no idea what it means.
18. Every time you hear a siren you wonder who scored.
19. You can say "Khabibulin," "Tkachuk," "Jagr," "Leschyshyn" and "Nikolishin" without
getting tongue-tied.
20. Every time you see the name "Roy" you automatically pronounce it "Wah."
21. You're not allowed to play chess simply because the first time you played, you
misunderstood the meaning of the word "Check."
22. You think the Four Food Groups are Nachos, Beer, Pretzels and Rubber.
23. Everything in your wardrobe is your team's colors.
24. You still remember which teams were in the Patrick, Smythe, Norris and Adams
divisions and which divisions were in the Campbell and Prince of Wales conferences.
25. You know the difference between "The Edmonton Express" and "The Human Express."
26. You refer to your team's enforcers as "chippy players" and you refer to other teams'
enforcers as "fucking little pieces of monkey shit."
27. When you're at a game, you're not bothered when your kid says "Fuck!" but when he
says "shutout" before the game is over, you threaten to wash his mouth out with soap.
28. You wonder what Miroslav Satan did to become the Prince of Darkness and Ruler of Hell.
29. You think the proper way to spell the plural of "leaf" is "leafs."
30. You can name all the Sutter brothers in order
posted by Mike at 7:25 PM

posted by Mike at 5:13 PM

can you believe that this was worth 107%
i love my computer's TAs
posted by Mike at 4:45 PM

posted by Mike at 11:27 AM

just a couple things to keep in mind:
maybe thats why miss cleo is gone
best police chase ever!
it sooo wasn't worth the pork pie
get ready to buy advance tickets
posted by Mike at 11:03 AM

i know this isn't as funny as i think it is......'broadview' anyone?

posted by Mike at 2:21 PM

last chance
posted by Mike at 2:08 PM

okay really fuck this game i hate computers!
posted by Mike at 1:58 PM

damnit i hate this shit....damncraphell.....
posted by Mike at 1:55 PM

haha no pressure

posted by Mike at 1:39 PM

posted by Mike at 1:31 PM

okay i'm wasting another day trying to figure out this posting junk again, then
back-to-back-to-back simpsons episodes at 4:30 followed by the all-star
skills competition....i've got my day planed pretty good
posted by Mike at 1:24 PM