Name: Mike
Busted onto the scene:
Sept 2/82
Hometown representin:
Scarborough
Holdin it down in:
Guelph
::Past::
Bacon: Making Kids Happy Since 1802
Tuesday, March 30, 2004
so i just got an e-mail from one of my profs, it seems the paper that i thought had to be handed in by friday actually has to be in by tomorrow....fuckbeans....all-nighter it is posted by Mike at 2:47 PM
Monday, March 29, 2004
went to the mall to buy new shoes...didn't have any i liked so i got some new CDs instead
Chicken and Beer - Ludacris
The College Dropout - Kanye West
The Source Presents Hip Hop Hits Volume 7
my cd player is happy now posted by Mike at 5:29 PM
Wednesday, March 24, 2004
haven't posted in a bit and i've got some random thoughts floating around so sit back and enjoy
- the belak / messier suspensions were a joke! 6 + 2 for accidentally hitting a guy in the head with a stick vs. 2 games for INTENTIONALLY spearing another man in the groin!.....stupid, stupid, stupid....and did anyone hear them head office trying to defend the judgments?, at least that was entertaining
- hopefully i'm not putting the curse on it now, but having all 6 canadian teams in the playoffs would be hype....and i'd be even more pumped if the blues were eliminated in favour of nashville
- and how bout that kaberle....damn his stock took a nosedive, and quick
- the wings are so hurting for healthy defencemen that ray whitney is getting time on the blue line, apparently sami kapenen in phillidelphia is too.....i like seeing players play out of position, it makes the game a little more interesting....next i want the leafs to try leech at forward (if he can be the offensive player of the week from the blueline just think what he'd do up front)
- i have officially named ludacris the greatest rapper ever.....don't bother argueing that point either cause its official
- all-star survivor is on tonight, haven't seen it in a couple weeks so its time to catch up
- 4 more lectures in each class before finals....shit its go time now
- "i figure eight when my mind goes in circles,
did i do that? or was is mystical and urkel"
- i've missed most of the ncaa tourny, but one thing i do know is that my st. louis bracket is done....DONE....everyone got upset.....damn
- thats enough outta me for now....back to a stats assignment posted by Mike at 3:21 PM
Tuesday, March 16, 2004
Norm MacDonald on old school Weekend Update:
"Who are safer drivers? Men, or women? Well, according to a new survey, 55% of adults feel that women are most responsible for minor fender-benders, while 78% blame men for most fatal crashes. Please note that the percentages in these pie graphs do not add up to 100% because the math was done by a woman."
[Crowd groans.]
"For those of you hissing at that joke, it should be noted that joke was written by a woman."
[Silence]
"See, now you don't know what the hell to do, do you?"
[Laughter]
"Nah, I'm just kidding, we don't hire women."
[Laughter, Applause]
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ok this one is long, but i think its damn funny:
Harry Caray: Hi everybody Harry Caray here, and welcome to Space The Infinite Frontier. We've got a great show lined up for ya, joining us in the studio today all the way from Cal-Tech is astrophysicist Dr. Ken Waller. Welcome to the show Ken.
Dr. Ken Waller: Thank You! It's nice to be here.
Harry Caray: Now Dr. recently they discovered that there might be life on one of the moons of Jupiter. Now that's gotta be exciting for ya.
Dr. Ken Waller: Oh yes Harry we're thrilled to discover that theoretically life could exist below the surface of planet due to the heat caused by volcanic activity.
Harry Caray: That's something else. Let me ask what's your favorite planet.
Dr. Ken Waller: Well, I don't have a favorite. I find them all fascinating there all a part of a-
Harry Caray: Mine's the sun. Always has been. I like it because it's like the king of planets.
Dr. Ken Waller: Well, Actually Harry, it's not a planet...it's a star.
Harry Caray: Well! Planet or star, when that thing burns out were all gonna be dead.
Dr. Ken Waller: Well that's true but it's not gonna burn out for a very long time.
Harry Caray: I hope not...Dr. have you ever seen an eclipse.
Dr. Ken Waller: Ah! Yeah I've seen many.
Harry Caray: You know if you stare at it head on it'll burn your eyes out.
Dr. Ken Waller: Well it's not best to stare at the sun in an eclipse..
Harry Caray: Well it's hard not to. I once took a pair of binoculars and stared at the sun for over a hour.
Dr. Ken Waller: Why would you do that?
Harry Caray: Curiosity I guess. Heck I'm curious as a cat. I have a couple of friends that call me Whiskers.
Dr. Ken Waller: Because you're curious like a cat...
Harry Caray: Hey! Now Ken we all know that the moon is not made of green cheese.
Dr. Ken Waller: Yes, that's true Harry.
Harry Caray: But what if it were made of barbeque spare ribs: wouldja eat it then?
Dr. Ken Waller: Uh...
Harry Caray: I know I would. Heck I'd have seconds. Then polish it off with a tall, cool, budweiser.
Dr. Ken Waller: Yeah...
Harry Caray: Would you?
Dr. Ken Waller: I'm confused.
Harry Caray: It's a simple question, doctor. Would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs.
Dr. Ken Waller: I don't know how to answer that.
Harry Caray: It's not rocket science. Just say yes and we'll move on.
Dr. Ken Waller: Uh....Yes?
Harry Caray: Hey! What about this mad cow disease.
Dr. Ken Waller: ...what about it.?
Harry Caray: Well it was here for a while and now it's gone. Your thoughts.
Dr. Ken Waller: Yes, yes, it was in the news for a while then it disappeared.
Harry Caray: Good point! I hope I never get it. Hey! What about this! If you had the choice of being the top scientist in your field or getting mad cow disease what would it be.
Dr. Ken Waller: well! Of course I would choose to be the the top scientist in my field...
Harry Caray: Oh good! I was worried you'd pick mad cow.
Dr. Ken Waller: Why would you think that.
Harry Caray: I don't know I'm just a worrier I guess. That's why my friends call me "Whiskers."
Dr. Ken Waller: I thought you said your friends call you Whiskers cause you're curious as a cat.
Harry Caray: Well Dr. Waller it has been a pleasure. We've covered a lot of ground and shared a few laughs. Thanks for coming on.
Dr. Ken Waller: My pleasure.
Harry Caray: He's a good kid. That's all the time we he have join us next week with our guest Albert Einstein.
(Station manager whispers into Harry Caray's ear)
Harry Caray: What! Well apparently Albert Einstein died 42 years ago. You know what, we'll try to get him anyway. See you next time. Cubs win! Cubs win!
Who is the only player in nhl history to, over the course of his career, record more points on the road then at home?
(HINT: hes either in the hall of fame, or will be) posted by Mike at 12:07 AM
Wednesday, March 10, 2004
Hockey Trivia of the Day:
The Toronto Maple Leafs now have 9 players on their team that have worn the 'C', can you name all 9 and the teams they wore it with? posted by Mike at 1:29 PM
ok so its time for another informal survey:
what punishment should Todd Bertuzzi recieve?
i say: 15 games from the league and 24month probation from the law
"That gutless puke Martin doing that (deleted). But when you pull that (deleted) off it comes back to get you. They have to come in here one more time. They won't be able to hide (Daniel) Alfredsson and (Marian) Hossa and all those guys then."
-Bobby Clarke
I for one can't wait for the rematch, April 2......i'm putting money down that says alfredsson and hossa are healthy scratches
so i watched Fox's IQ test for America and somehow my roommate and i got into a debate over who would have a higher score: Paris Hilton or Jessica Simpson....i won't give my opinion yet, this is more of an informal survey to see who has more support
so speak your mind! posted by Mike at 11:54 PM
"In my heart i thought you was the one,
till you dialed them three numbers: 9-1-1"
- Tony Yayo posted by Mike at 10:39 PM
There are worse things to be than a Pittsburgh Penguin, for instance you could be (pick one):
*current pole on the sportsnet website posted by Mike at 5:29 PM
Monday, March 01, 2004
aahahahaahahaah!
FABIO! posted by Mike at 11:56 PM
Todays 10 Random Songs are brought to you by Pepsi
1. The Truth - Beanie Sigel
2. The Setup - Obie Trice / Nate Dogg
3. Sick - Kardinal Official
4. Welcome to Toronto - Ones Project
5. The Streets (remix) - WC / Snoop / Xzibit / Nate Dogg
6. Wu Bangin - Gza / Ghostface Killah
7. Welcome to Atlanta (remix) - Jermaine Dupri / P Diddy / Murphy Lee / Snoop
8. Lets Ride - Choclair
9. Shorty's Gonna be a Thug - 2pac
10. POV City Anthem - Caddilac Tah
and now i'm going to bed posted by Mike at 4:50 PM
Tuesday, March 30, 2004
