you know when someone is grabbing a bag of chips for a group of people and you gotta find out what flavours people don't like....well i've always said that it didn't matter to me because i enjoy all flavours of chips.....untill now
Lay's Salsa flavour is the worst tasting chip i have ever had the displeasure to put in my mouth....'how bad is it?' you might be asking....well it was bad enough that i didn't even make a dent in the bag, it went straight to the garbage can
i was expecting something a little spicy, judging from the packaging....and what did i get, bland tomato....not like ketsup type tomato, more like unwashed dirty garden tomato
so in conclusion don't buy lay's salsa flavoured chips.....unless you like dirty garden tomatos....in which case theres about three-quarters of a bag in my trash i can save for you

there, now i feel better
and just to balance it out: go buy doritos tex mex....its dominating the game

"I got that head-nod shit that make you break your neck,
woo hah! got you all in check"
posted by Mike at 5:02 PM

just finished my first draft of the season, and damn i forgot how much fun drafts are
the laughter, the anger, the crossed fingers hopeing a player makes it back to your position, and the smack talk....gotta love the smack talk
so thats one down and at least one more to go (tomorrow afternoon), but probably more.....damn i'm sitting here with a big grin on my face like a clown....i love this game
gotta say my team turned out pretty decent, got some top players that i like, got some crap players that i like, and got a whole bunch of new players to grow to love over the season
season starts april 3rd and i can't wait!
posted by Mike at 7:29 PM

got some work done on one of my papers today, but more importantly i've finished ranking offensive players for this years baseball pool drafts!
now i'm gonna make dinner, watch some 24, then its time to rank pitchers....oh its gonna be a good season

"Two-fifty for an eyeball, and a buck and a half for an ear
happy hour, happy hour, happy hour is here"
posted by Mike at 7:30 PM

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and met in the lobby
where they were discussing their recent victories in chess tournaments. The
hotel manager came out of the office after an hour, and asked them to
disperse. He couldn't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

ba-doom ching!
posted by Mike at 4:43 PM

posted by Mike at 4:32 PM

what has two thumbs and doesn't care about the nhl anymore?....this guy right here!

and do you know why?....yahoo fantasy baseball starts at midnight tonight woooooodiddlywoooo!!
posted by Mike at 10:06 PM

Random Sports Survey:

Baseball:
Most Exciting Play (offensive)- the rundown
Most Exciting Play (defensive)- over the wall catch
Least Exciting Play- intentional walk
Funniest Play-4 pitch unintentional walk
Fav:
Well Known Player- Jeff Bagwell
Relitivly Unknown Player- Aubrey Huff
Good Team- Astros
Bad Team- i guess the jays....but they aren't that bad
Least Fav:
Player- Roger Clemons
Team- yankees
Rule- DH!!!

Basketball:
Most Exciting Play (offensive)- no look ally-oop
Most Exciting Play (defensive)- shot blocking....i love a good shot block
Least Exciting Play- last minute intentional foul/freethrow fests
Funniest Play- missed dunks
Fav:
Well Known Player- Kevin Garnett
Relitivly Unknown Player- Manu Ginobili
Good Team- Minnisota
Bad Team- Timberwolves
Least Fav:
Player- SHAQ!....no talent bastard
Team- knicks
Rule- ummm...too many timeouts?

Football:
Most Exciting Play (offensive)- kick/punt returns for TDs
Most Exciting Play (defensive)- an INT at full speed
Least Exciting Play- the qb kneel
Funniest Play- missed PATs
Fav:
Well Known Player- Tom Brady
Relitivly Unknown Player- Tyrone Poole
Good Team- Patriots
Bad Team- Saints
Least Fav:
Player- Freddie "Fred Ex" Mitchel
Team- Steelers
Rule- the tuck rule...no i'm kidding, i love that one

Hockey:
Most Exciting Play (offensive)- 2 on 1
Most Exciting Play (defensive)- diving shot block
Least Exciting Play- empty net goals (unless its a goalie scoring)
Funniest Play- teammate bodychecks
Fav:
Well Known Player- Steve Yzerman
Relitivly Unknown Player- Dustin Brown
Good Team- Detroit what!
Bad Team- Florida what?
Least Fav:
Player- Eric Lindros
Team- Phillidelphia
Rule- the hook/dive call

aight peace out
posted by Mike at 11:20 PM

My new poster:

word
posted by Mike at 10:06 PM

Jack Bauer is so dominant, the guy opens fire on a car, gets hit by the car, then keeps shooting and blows out on of the tires....sooo dominant
posted by Mike at 10:02 PM

J.D.: "Half of what rappers say doesn't make sense, like that Snoop Dogg / Dr. Dre song. What does 'Still hittin them corners and those ho-hos girl' mean?"

Turk: "Many disadvantaged african-americans have limited nutritional choices, therefore they must subsist on ho-ho snack cakes, its a black thing"

Molly: "Actually Turk its 'Still hittin them corners in them low lows girl"

Elliot: "You see Turk in 'the hood' a low low is a lowrider, or a car with an adjusted suspension that allows it to bounce up and down

Carla: "Turk you just got schooled on rap by the two whitest chicks in America"

thanks Lee, scrubs is great
posted by Mike at 12:08 PM

"I don't need to watch The OC, but it makes me happy" - House

what a great show

posted by Mike at 10:01 PM

Congrats to the Eagles, they made the superbowl a lot closer then I thought it would be, and T.O. was WAY more effictive then I expected so good for him

posted by Mike at 7:57 PM

Prediction Time:

Patriots 44 - Eagles 23

now you go

"Let it rush through your veins, cause imma be the one to step up and put a hundred thousand dollars on the game"

posted by Mike at 11:04 AM

hey if anyone has a risk assessment for diuron sitting around wanna hook me up?....i'd settle for just the problem formulation....i could even trade an invasive species report on cercopagis pengoi...you know, if you're into that kinda thing
posted by Mike at 6:46 PM

Todays Toronto Sun Cover
Picture: The Pope
Headline: "ILL PAPA"

At first I thought it was funny, then I thought it was kind of disrespectful, then I thought it was funny again and continued on my way to Wendy's
posted by Mike at 2:58 PM